The stolen pears are a great bit
I was reading Augustine's Confessions the other day when I came to a profound realization: I'm probably the only person to ever read it primarily to try to figure out why it's funny.
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you can't really call it a night out with the lads if you aren't stealing pears tbh
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He is the only mystic in the history of mysticism to take his mom along on his mystical journey?
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I’m pretty sure this isn’t right. But you may be the funniest person ever to look for the humor in it.
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Replace “funny” with “good” and you’ve got a good joke.
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His argument that onanism proves God's existence (or something like that) is pretty funny!
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Read also, Circumfession.
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Looking forward to the comic!
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The bit about stealing a fruit just for funsies?
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No you're not !
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