The worst part about life is that eventually you figure out that you aren't the protagonist of the universe. You are just some random jackass.
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You see, what everyone eventually figures out is that Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is the protagonist of the Universe, and there can't be two.
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The really fucked up thing is if you're, like, Vin Diesel or Bruce Willis and you figure that out too
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If The Rock is protagonist, who's antagonist? Does that job need filling?
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Do you smell what the Samoan demigod is cookin?
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Would've figured that it be Shaq. The world makes perfect sense now.
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