The Death of Schopenhauer - http://existentialcomics.com/comic/213 pic.twitter.com/nWrkJDfx46
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Basically! 

The glass is fine. The people are fucked.
Engineer: the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
Life crapped in the glass ... but it is at least half full !
Schopenhauer knew. *taps nose*
I imagine your Schopenhauer crawling across a desert in a stock dying-of-thirst cartoon.
Bro you totally misinterpreted Schopenhauer. Did you even Study Philosophy??? 
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