Optimist: the glass is half full. Pessimist: the glass is half empty. Schopenhauer: life isn't even worth living, who gives a fuck how full the glass is?
-
-
Show this threadThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
St Peter: We also have daily lectures by the greatest philosopher of all time and the only one who actually figured it all out. Schopenhauer: So what time do you want me to speak? St Peter: No, it's Hegel. Schopenhauer: God fucking damnit!
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
oh word is this a crossover with dead philosophers in heaven
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
AHAHAAHAHAHAHA
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
Shouldn't the music have suspended his will? Then again, probably not for long
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
- 1 more reply
New conversation -
- 1 more reply
New conversation
Loading seems to be taking a while.
Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.