Umm, a FAMOUS PRO WRESTLER who wrote Socrates fanfic, thank you very much.
Plato? Plato was just a loser nerd who wrote a bunch of Socrates fanfics that, for whatever reason, ended up going viral.
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Don’t let the "Republic" distract you from the fact that in 408 BCE, Plato threw Cratylus off the Isthmyan Games, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table.
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*takes enormous hit* "dude but like... what if the reason fire hurts is because it's made of TRIANGLES and the SHARPNESS gives it that quality???"
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As my students used to say "Plato the aristocrat never worked a day in his life." And I would reply, "He wrote 20 books. How much work is it for you to write a 10-page paper?"
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Oooh a featherless bird is a person I'm Plato
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And Plato was just a troll. Oh, how Plato would have loved Twitter.
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In second grade the kid who still ate Plato told me it was the only way he could get close to tasting Socrates
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