Obviously fake. A scientist, a philosopher and a poet could never afford that many drinks.
A scientist, a philosopher, and a poet walk into a bar. They all drink heavily to try to forget the state that society is in.
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The poet’s drinks are figurative, the philosopher’s are metaphysical and the scientist’s are theoretical. Obvs
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Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Whoa, this can't just be a coincidence!"
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A librarian pulls up a chair. "Mind if I join you?" They are too depressed to answer, but move their chairs a little to make room.
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I have nothing to add to this... except, more alcohol
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Laughed so hard I fell off my bar stool :(
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But we know from "The Symposium" that the philosopher will be the last person standing... and still talking.
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What bar?? I want to join them!
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