But IS that dot?!
How to be a philosopher: 1. Sit around and think about stuff. 2. Really hard. 3. No, even harder…keep thinking. 4. Okay done. 5. Philosophy!
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Except for the Peripatetics
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Then step 1 requires walking
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BONUS: Repeat 3 times and wonder why you aren't earning the respect you deserve
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You forgot the Profit!! part... Oh wait
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If you thought 5 was going to be "Profit," you clearly haven't studied the history of philosophy.
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6. Procrastinate all else and become destitute
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And just like that, you have your bachelors!
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