Don't tempt fate.
Remember, life can be beautiful and amazing. I am living proof. I have been on this Earth for 32 years and not once has a bird shit on me.
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23 years and countless times. Thrice on a same day. Imagine that
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is there anything I can do if a bird has already shit on me, or should I just give up?
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Where I'm from people say it's lucky to have a bird shit on you. A gull took a big shit on me a few weeks back. Does more shit = more luck?
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I didn't make it to 12 before the first hit.
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That happened to me when I was 6 and I've been a cynic ever since.
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It happened to me in my birthday, some people say this is lucky
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I got hit last month for my all time first time. It left a bruise! And a shit stain! And a feeling of cosmic desert!
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