It's amazing that people don't die all the time. Like, how is everyone not dead already from a tree falling onto their head or something??
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Or if you try to eat your burrito too fast and choke to death. Seems like 20-30% of people would choke to death by age 30 on burritos alone.
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I might be dead already!
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