It's amazing that people don't die all the time. Like, how is everyone not dead already from a tree falling onto their head or something??
Or if you try to eat your burrito too fast and choke to death. Seems like 20-30% of people would choke to death by age 30 on burritos alone.
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the math just doesn't add up you guys
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Did you just have a near-death experience?
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Over 50% in SF
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I'm always disappointed more philosophers didn't use this as their There Is A God argument.
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Cut it out, my insurance rates are high enough.
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It turns out millions of years of evolution actually did equip us for the burrito thing.
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