Or if you try to eat your burrito too fast and choke to death. Seems like 20-30% of people would choke to death by age 30 on burritos alone.
It's amazing that people don't die all the time. Like, how is everyone not dead already from a tree falling onto their head or something??
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the math just doesn't add up you guys
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Where the hell are the otter gifs?
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Personally I have nearly 40 years of experience in not dying. I think I've got the hang of it by now.
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Unless it's Bertrand Russell or Kurt Gödel or Liebniz or Descartes, ...You understand me
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Soren Kierkegaard, 1846.
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It really scares me to be reminded that one day I'm going to become alive
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Some are. My teenage cousin for example. RIP Leah.
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