Thinking makes you thunk.
Reasons to drink: 1. You are sad. 2. You are happy. 3. You are bored. 4. It is Friday. 5. It is Monday. 6. There is beer in the fridge.
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7. You wake up and realize you weren't dreaming, trump is in office
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Epicureans would have us believe that the atoms that constitute beer are probablistically likely to be drunk
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I drink therefore I Am
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The problem is that 6. isn't true for me. Because i already drank it all.
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Recession proof industry
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Micro breweries are making better and better beers in the US. Great local beers in draconian SLC
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