Me: *tells a joke on https://twitter.com * Every single person: "but this joke isn't 100% literally true if read as a serious comment!!!"
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Some free advice to aspiring comedians: simply saying things that are true in a straightforward way is generally not very funny.
In other words, I know that's not what Marx meant by "commodity fetishism" you god damn nerds.
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Im a marxist leftist loser and i laughed lmao
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everybody is a critic and most people are DJs ;)
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We are alienated. It's not our fault. And ExCom just had a meltdown on Twitter. It was really sad.
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