Me: *tells a joke on https://twitter.com * Every single person: "but this joke isn't 100% literally true if read as a serious comment!!!"
Some free advice to aspiring comedians: simply saying things that are true in a straightforward way is generally not very funny.
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In other words, I know that's not what Marx meant by "commodity fetishism" you god damn nerds.
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Maybe if you made it clearer that you told jokes through your twitter name...
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You say that, but you're a comic writer who does bits about philosophy. You only know that you know nothing. What do you know about comedy?
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I still laugh when I hear the phrase "mind the gap".
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This is perfect advice for my love life.
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Relatable "comedy" without some clear punchline is the death of comedy in general.
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