Some free advice to aspiring comedians: simply saying things that are true in a straightforward way is generally not very funny.
Me: *tells a joke on https://twitter.com * Every single person: "but this joke isn't 100% literally true if read as a serious comment!!!"
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In other words, I know that's not what Marx meant by "commodity fetishism" you god damn nerds.
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I mean lot's of people appreciate your jokes as jokes. You've overgeneralized. We could find a counterexample quite easily, I'm sure.
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Except the stuff about Sam Harris. That was all true.
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You've been pretty meta recently. Do you have sand in your Twitter account?
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So much fir the taller ant left
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com'on that's not literally true... I bet it's not "every single person"
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That can't be right...
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