I think you just won at subtweet.
I don't like to brag, but I'm a god damn saint for not replying to all of your stupid @ replies. I am basically the Jesus of Twitter.
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Don't sell yourself short. You're not fictional.
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Well you are def awesome, but I think
@JesusOfNaz316 has the Jesus slot all filled for nowThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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I think ur still trying to figure out how *to be* on twitter
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Except instead of turning water to wine and walking on water you turn coffee into shitty philosophy comics and socialist memes
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So say we all.
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And as Judas I shall report you, Jesus, to the Twitter Emperor.pic.twitter.com/Q7ph2gH4Tk
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Hah, lol. Good one
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