The witch is, of course, a financial aid advisor at a major university.
Hansel and Gretel for millennials: Instead of gingerbread the house is made of avocado toast, and the witch lures them into crippling debt.
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this is horrible no don't do this
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Bankers are scarier than witches, I'd rather be eaten alive than living with an unpayable debt.
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Unfortunately H&G have no way to defeat the witch, only have to stall until she dies of old age.
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They push her into toxic securities, and foreclose on her avocados.
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One step further: Witch is a baby boomer with no debt, owns her home outright & was able to retire with a comfy pension at 55.
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... and they push her into an state where pensions have been depleted?
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Totally forgot that I had a plug in that changes millennials to snake people,
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