Zeno's like, "how do you even know what Twitter looks like? It has to load halfway first, and halfway of that, and halfway of that..."
If you hate the new Twitter design, remember: Parmenides teaches us that all changes is illusory. But he also said flat icons were ugly, so…
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According to Heraclitus, Twitter never changed because if it does then it's a different Twitter
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Thales: how the fuck are you holding that, it's made out of water.
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Camus be like, "One must imagine Sisyphus happy".
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Thank you for the great laugh!
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Deep cuts right here
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So far, yes.
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