I bet Karl Marx ate a lot of avocado toast.
Under communism, avocado toast would be available to all, but you'd only get a bit each and you'd be like: "dang this isn't enough avocado."
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Under capitalism, everyone has access to avocado toast but you have to pay $10 for a single piece and it's a preexisting condition.
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As a native Californian this is possibly the the strongest argument against Communism I've ever heard.
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each according to his ability, each according to his need avocado is for all.
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And, a few years later, avocado would be substituted with some cheaper vegetable (mashed peas?), which would be renamed to “avocado”
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As you know, avocado is a product of vegetable rationality. Risen from the struggle between common pears and alienated shortening.
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So it would be a bit like an expensive cafe?
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those arrogant millenials and their avocado toast addiction will ruin us all, including communism.
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