Under communism, avocado toast would be available to all, but you'd only get a bit each and you'd be like: "dang this isn't enough avocado."
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Under capitalism, everyone has access to avocado toast but you have to pay $10 for a single piece and it's a preexisting condition.
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classic millenial
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karl marx was in fact the inventor of millenials
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Marx could afford smashed avocado because Engels was his sponsor
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Religion is the opiate of the masses; Avocado is the prophylactic.
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were avocados even invented back then
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Karl Marx would have given everyone avocado toast and housing
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