That's actually wrong, I don't drink coffee.
There are people who get up, drink their coffee, and think: "today I am going to whine about the factual accuracy of jokes on Twitter."
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I think that's what Aristotle would call "the bad life"
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I go to bed thinking the same thing
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@chocostrawberre is that u - 1 more reply
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So, wake up and smell the coffee!
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I'm Mormon, I stick to an energizing glass of orange juice.
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I'm Jamaican, tell me more, mon!
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there are people who get up, give their neice a kiss, piss in a cup, and drink it. one of them was gandhi.
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