I'm on the verge of unfollowing this marvelous account because of the mutual worldly love both me and my cat feel daily.
Owning cats is weird. Your only real interaction with them is telling them to shut the fuck up, but for whatever reason you don't kill them.
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It's just like with people
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Unless you're an Austrian physicist
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Don't forget about the petting part!
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It may be because humans don't own cats, cats pwn humans...
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Edgar Allan Poe will disagree!
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I asked my cat to set down his philosophy for publication, but he said there's no money in it.
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I wish Heidegger had investigated that.
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