American novels: your pet/random wildlife/childhood friend dies, but you keep on living
French novels: kill yourself for love. British novels: kill yourself for shame. Russian novels: kill yourself just to prove a point.
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Japanese novels: Your pet and wife go missing. Jazz and pasta. You are three people.
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Turkish novels: kill the one you love for jealousy.
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Ugandan novels: Let's do shit & blame it on the neighbors
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American movies: kill 'em all and let God sort them out.
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And then there's a man who kills himself to be consistent with his viewpoint, which he explains in a 2000-page suicide note
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