C'mon, that's everybody's first wish!
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@jmainpidd that is incredibly irresponsible. I can't begin to imagine how a djinn capable of granting that would twist it.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Ask for the result of Pascal's wager before taking the bet. Or ask what colour is emerald after Goodman's cutoff year.
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I presume that the genie would vanish in a puff of logic.
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But that would sort of deflate the fun out of everything wouldn't it?
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I'd wish the genie were using a counting system in which numbers denote orders of infinity, so I had third-infinity wishes.
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I would wish that my wish would not be granted.
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I'm torn on whether this would change nothing or everything.
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