President Dog? Total pushover. He'll sign anything in front of him if you tell him he's a good boy.
[Day 1 of the new President who is dog] Dog: 1st executive order: if you make it look like you throw the ball, you have to really throw it.
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Who's a good president? ... You are! Yes you are!!
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Executive Order 2: no take the ball ᕦ(-᷅_-᷄๑ᕦ)
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Day 3: Eliminate FDA regulations discouraging the consumption of chicken bones.
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based on this logic, I was afraid an attack would be conjured in Bowling green the next day after that announcement
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