Existential Comics

I think it was Einstein. But you are right. So there, you got one over him!

or tried to become better in literally anything.

or worked with non-idempotent code

Intel has an explainer... https://twitter.com/xyrotr1/status/409118985448202240 …

There you go: lording your 21st century digital privilege over Albert Einstein, bless his analog soul.

or practiced an instrument

Then there's the contrasting definition, "Doing the same thing over & over and expecting the *same* result is insanity."

interesting, though apparently uncertain who said.

and also never runned software!