Existential Comics on Twitter: "It's weird that evolution didn't just stop at crustaceans. I feel like crustaceans pretty much have it buttoned down."

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1. Michael Bench-Capon‏ @MikeBenchCapon 30 Aug 2016
  
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  Evolution did stop at crustaceans. That's why there are still crustaceans.
  
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1. Shanti M. Hill (“Shani”)‏ @ChemShani 29 Aug 2016
  
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  scorpions(arthropod)-frozen, eat 1x/yr, survive. Its Creator withheld from it tho gift of ability to Create tortured tweets
  
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1. Micah Blake McCurdy‏ @IneffectiveMath 29 Aug 2016
  
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  Crustaceans can't manipulate buttons.
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1. iagbegreg‏ @iagbegreg 29 Aug 2016
  
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  Lobsters: 1. Never die of old age. 2. Eat pretty much anything organic. 3.Have these things: https://hanamalia.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/lobster-claw.jpg …
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1. Mohini‏ @perpetuals3lf 30 Aug 2016
  
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  learn about how natural selection works
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1. ☭ Barnes Locke ☭‏ @barneslocke97 13 Sep 2016
  
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  I think dolphins were the goal, but then some idiots climbed on land and it just sort of went downhill from there.
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