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A philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also jokes. https://www.patreon.com/ExistentialComics …

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    Existential Comics‏ @existentialcoms 15 May 2016
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    It's weird that someone invented butter. Like, someone decided to churn milk for six hours just in case anything awesome happened.

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      1. SadiGasiMukhayer  🇸🇩‏ @SaGaMuk 15 May 2016
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        someone carried it in a bag for six hours on a running horae.

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      1. Skipbidder‏ @skipbidder 15 May 2016
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        It was like the 400th thing I tried churning.

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      2. Amy "Social Distancing" Hoy‏ @amyhoy 15 May 2016
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        and soap! people theorize soap happened when fat from a roast dripped into cooking fire ashes. & then they rubbed it on?

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      2. Full MeTAL linguiste‏ @TyphonBaalAmmon 15 May 2016
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        In the case of butter and cheese, it seems likely that someone just forgot the milk until it was too late.

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        that's yogurt. cheese uses enzymes to curd the milk. maybe they used calves stomaches to carry milk and cheese happened?

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      1. Ryan Henry-Wilkinson‏ @theRJHW 15 May 2016
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        cheese was discovered by that century's version of the frat boy. You eat it. No you eat it.

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        You forget sir, that something awesome did happen. Mad props to the mad churner. May everything so mad yield such results.

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        @TJQuinnESPN I'm going to try it with beer, might turn into an awesome pretzel topping. Or a waste of beer @harpoonbrewery

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        And bread?! How did that happen?

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