@existentialcoms I've found that defanging my printer by removing its ink cartridges & emptying its paper tray returns it to its beta status
Remember, printers evolved from pack animals and still have instincts to assert dominance. Never let your printer think it's the alpha.
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@existentialcoms You can usually tell if they're alpha by the toner of their voice.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@existentialcoms Yep, only last week I had to throw a bucket of water over my inkjet because it was mating with the fax...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@existentialcoms Also, printers are really good at camouflage. Don't kick your laptop when it's "unable to locate printer".Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TechnicallyFox@existentialcoms@KotanuCheetah and they can smell the fearThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@existentialcoms@xlerb you're talking about Gutenberg printers, right? Talk about alpha males!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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