If I could only get one message across with this Twitter account, it is that I am a super funny person, and also extremely good looking.
Oh and also I'm like, super deep. Deep like the ocean, if only the ocean were better looking.
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@existentialcoms these read like Trump tweetsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@existentialcoms Like ur profile pic c: c:Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@existentialcoms so you crush people to death with your dreamy good looks?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@existentialcoms Or maybe deep like the Abyss? (If the Abyss were better-looking, of course)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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