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Cop: "You're clearly drunk."
Socrates: "Drunk on knowledge of the virtuous life."
Cop: "Blow into the breathalyzer."
Cop: "do you know how fast you were going?" Socrates: "I only know that I know nothing" Cop: "sir, step out of the vehicle"
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@steffanjohn @sofitizzle@existentialcoms@existentialcoms Cop: Shall I tell you how fast you were going? Electron: Oh shit, now I'm lost -
@sofitizzle I think it was
@batkaren 's originally but I didn't have enough characters. She has lots...
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@existentialcoms operation ivy-esqueThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@existentialcoms Surely there is a Zeno version waiting to be written.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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