@existentialcoms Scratches?
Dog people are weird. Why is it that they like "unconditional love" and "loyalty" over...you know, whatever it is that cats give us.
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@existentialcoms Toxoplasma gondii?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@existentialcoms@Alien_Animal Our Mascots, Bebe, Aster and Max say,"We couldn't agree more"!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@existentialcoms@mpigliucci Dogs love anyone. Getting a cat's love and loyalty requires one to work. Ergo, dog people are lazy and selfishThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@existentialcoms In cat people's defense, which pet's easier to imagine calling you Master: cat or dog?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@existentialcoms Realistic expectations.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@existentialcoms Cats give us mere being.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@existentialcoms Purrrfection ;)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@existentialcoms Dogs hunt and drool. Cats sleep and vomit. Dogs are subs, cats are doms. Dogs are a rage of emotions, cats are... -
@existentialcoms not. and I am a weirdo for sure.
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