@existentialcoms
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Trick question. Motion is impossible, so it couldn't cross the road in the first place
All Zeno jokes are basically the same. I heard that one time someone tried to write a different joke, but they only got it halfway finished…
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@existentialcoms ...in this day & age the task is harder because of rampant zenophobiaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@existentialcoms I'm halfway to writing a witty response to that...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@existentialcoms see, I heard they got half again fartherThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@existentialcoms yes, they have been very close for a long timeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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