@existentialcoms Because then the NFL would have to relocate the Dolphins, Giants, and Jets: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dwarf-tossing#United_States …
Why don't they just get a little person and give him the football, and then have the huge guys throw him as far as they can!?
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@existentialcoms Don't toss the dwarf!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@existentialcoms Because the little person would have to be a gymnast in order to consistently land on his feet.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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