@existentialcoms @postmoltmannian whatever you do don't think "paper jam."
When trying to print a document, always stay confident and hide any doubts you might have. Printers can smell fear.
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@existentialcoms And wireless printers can telepathically read fearful thoughts from across the roomThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@existentialcoms I am torn between my hatred of trees and my hatred of printers.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@existentialcoms Inkjet printers have a special mission -- to conserve their ichor, the most expensive liquid the world has ever seen.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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So true!
@existentialcoms: when printing "a document, always stay confident and hide any doubts you might have. Printers can smell fear.”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@existentialcoms Oh, that is why.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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