Quick question: if you want to hire a hitman to kill your cat…can you use a normal hitman? Or does it have to be a cat too?
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@existentialcoms It has to be a human. You have no way of trusting a cat assassin to not be a double-agent.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@existentialcoms i dont like to kill animals. But i use a catThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@existentialcoms you're looking for a hitcat.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@existentialcoms You go downtown to the food carts; there's a dude there who can get you a hitdog.#Pun#NotSorryThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@existentialcoms You HAVE to use a normal human. Otherwise it would be a hit*cat*, rather than a hit*man*.#QEDThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@existentialcoms I would hire a coyote or falcon -
@existentialcoms so if you want to deal in cash I would look for a hit-man-slash-falconer
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@existentialcoms We believe you're supposed to hire a dog.@troubledpsycheThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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