@existentialcoms I'm still waiting to hear back from publishers on "The Art of Not Making Eye Contact With Subway Masturbators."
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@existentialcoms your protagonist who didn't spend a half hour mulling over what to watch was too unbelievableThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@existentialcoms English profesors always say to write what you know, which is why there are so many books about alcoholic English profesorsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@existentialcoms i thought that was the trend the last 300 years, guys with no jobs looking for things with no use on a daily basis - 1 more reply
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@existentialcoms Ha, I know that feeling!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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