@existentialcoms I mean, I've never needed a penis emoji, but thought there'd be one if I did, y'know? Like a cheese knife or a Stroke unit.
Look, we are all adults here, can we just cut the shit already and admit that we want a penis emojii!?
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@existentialcoms C'est ne pas une aubergineThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@existentialcoms Oh, so typing@realDonaldTrump doesn't do that? My bad :OThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@existentialcoms Be upstanding and just admit you wish to be able to etch dick on the wall, just like the free still graffiti to this day.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@existentialcoms ... there isn't a penis emoji. What the fuck? We live in a truly philistine age!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@existentialcoms but there is one
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@existentialcoms No, the only one wanting a penis emojii is Freud's father.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@existentialcoms Out here sending our girls eggplants. SMH.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@existentialcoms I most certainly canThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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