@existentialcoms Extra points if it's just, like, the cushion from your couch or something.
I've always sort of fantasized about getting into a situation where I survive solely because I use my seat cushion as a floatation device.
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@existentialcoms I've always fantasized about a situation where I survive because I spell 'flotation' correctly.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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