@existentialcoms or maybe late to work 
You know your childhood is over when the only reason you run anywhere is because you want to be healthier.
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@existentialcoms I won’t even run for health. Someone has to be chasing me. With a stick.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@existentialcoms@incblot or ride a bike :(Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@existentialcoms Or because you are chased (chaste?)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@existentialcoms Just realized I still skip, hold hands, and love cartoons. I run in a feeble attempt to evade the crushing grip of time.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@existentialcoms what about running because you are running late?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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