@existentialcoms Pff. Of course not. You should go all Parmenides and argue motion is an illusion. That would totally work.
So it turns out explaining how life is inherently meaningless and all values are constructed won't, in fact, get you out of speeding tickets
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@existentialcoms or get you dates :-/Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@existentialcoms Explain that you had an ontological emergencyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@existentialcoms Speeding is just a spookThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@existentialcoms, it doesn't get one many dates either. At least that's been my experience.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@existentialcoms Especially if you have a snarky police officer. S/he could merely tell you that you shouldn't care that you got the ticket.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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