He may not be Hegel. But as a total, pure, dialectically-generated synthesis of all that is wrong in American politics, Republican and Democratic … he ain't half bad.
For $1000 per tweet I'll positive remarks about Michael Bloomberg. Not his politics though, because he'd be a disaster, just stuff like: 1. His policies are easier to read than the works of Hegel. 2. He makes dialectical progress by showing us what not to do. 3. He is not Hegel.
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Are your "attacks" to Hegel true or just part of your comicbook humour? Just a question from a humble philosophy enthusiast who's starting his journey on Hegel's work and finds him quite interesting
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Hes a great philosopher, just kinda a meme because of the obscurity of his language and the fact that the Hegelian dialectic is cool.
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Everyone knows Hegel can't beat Trump in the general.
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The never Hegels and Hegel-Stan's must join together to stop Bloomberg.
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You're not Hegel either, but I won't hold that against you.
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What if Bloomberg just hired all the voters he wanted as campaign staff?
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Whoa, $3000 worth of freebies right there!
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Isn't that the guy from the Girl with the dragon tatoo?
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