I just now read this on Wikipedia: [William] James claimed that it was only when he was under the influence of nitrous oxide that he was able to understand Hegel. 
Inside you there are two wolves. One thinks you are posting too many Hegel jokes. One thinks you aren't posting enough Hegel jokes. You are a synthesis of both that makes progress towards the right amount of Hegel jokes.
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incorrect, i instead make all of my jokes vulgar jabs at Kant's name, as it's a categorical imperative to go after such an obvious pun
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Hence utterly refuting Hegel.
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This is what ppl don't realize, the hegelians and the anti-hegelians will fuse and that shits gonna be fucccccked
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@ShonaAllan1999 I'm hoping you understand thisThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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