Husband: "merry Christmas wife, for your present I've purchased you a fleet of trucks, each of which can tow a 747." Wife: "thank you husband, this is normal."
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Those commercials where the husband buys his wife, like, two giant pickup trucks for Christmas are even more psychotic than the Pelotan wife, but it doesn't register because they've been running ads like that for years.
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Merry Christmas, I just spent $100,000 that we don't have!
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The official slogan of Christmas in America, right there.
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Two super expensive cars sitting in a driveway space bigger than my entire apartment, and in the background what is supposed to be a literal mansion, I guess? Or at the very least a 7-figure home? yeah I love that commercial
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Or Mercedes with a giant car bow, for people with a spotless house, and dressed way too nice for Christmas morning.
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The brand new $1200 phones were madness to begin with; the Lexus outside was just parody. Advertising is the worst propaganda.
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I feel existential comics and I say this not because I grew up with a father in marketing making multi-million sales like bids and I have been on the otherside of advertisement too where I am the product and I refuse to make windfall profits. Yes, you go out there and you find
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out that they don’t want to admit that they work babysitting to pay for personal training when you have a friend swimming
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Buying your wife a truck doesn't feed into the narrative that women owe their husbands bodies that conform to their husband's and/or society's preferences. At least women driving trucks bucks gender norms.
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