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There are only three kinds of jokes that are really funny: 1. jokes about how sad you are. 2. saying the word "butts" out loud. 3. jokes about how the works of 18th century philosopher Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel were notoriously difficult to understand.
the ideal joke would probably combine all three, such as: "I've been depressed lately, so I tried to look for answers in Hegel, and now I'm depressed about how confused I am..........................BUTTS."
Jokes about how sad you are: thesis. Saying the word "butts" out loud: antithesis. Jokes about how the works of 18th century philosopher Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel were notoriously difficult to understand: synthesis.
the platonic ideal of a joke
Read hegel, started getting worried about the possiblity of being mentally challenged. 
There was not even a hint of laughter as I read this
Also jokes about self-proclaimed aristocrats who lack culture and dignity in their public presentation.
Extreme @travismcelroy Sadlibs energy
Hehe butts
And this is why Plato was silly.
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