twitter is for three things only: - jokes about how you want to die - communist propaganda - finding out which athletes tore their ACLs
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that's not true. it's also a place to be really mad all the time.
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I think that’s covered by Jokes about wanting to die.
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Karl Marx, starting Tight End for the New England Patriots, tore his ACL and died
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Im 67%, but I think
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I'm just here for my dose of absurdist humour since Weird Facebook died off
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Difficult to find interest in something else
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And enabling revolutions
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