Guide to being a real man: - make your own decisions. - don't let things upset you beyond your control. - lift weights. - eating steaks rare for some reason has something to do with it. - bottle up all your emotions deep inside until they burst out at random as misdirected anger.
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Check, check, check, check, and EAT SH- I mean, uh, check.
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Ok - but we now want the guide to being a Real Woman.
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Guide penned by a jealous woman
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I eat my steaks medium rare, which is a key sign of gender fluidity.
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I'll give you an updated version: - be a self-made person but also a corporate yes man - be a stoic but also empathetic - be body-positive but with a 6 pack - eat a well balance diet but go out every weekend to get smashed - show sensitivity but never be depressed/anxious/sad
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- no soy allowed
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That’s genuinely always been my chosen model for femininity.
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You totally get it.
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