Scientists: "so we have to drastically reduce carbon emissions to save the planet." The billionaires who run things: "hmm…looks like some stock prices might go down if we do that, so no." And then we all died, the end.
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Aliens who discover Earth a million years from now: "the inhabitants of this planet knowingly cooked themselves to death, but wow! Look at the value of that stock market!"
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Don't forget the masses who are all for it until prices they have to pay go up and then are furious!
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It's the billionaires running things that put the prices up though. They can afford not to.
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But for a beautiful moment in time, we created a LOT of value for shareholders!
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Don't forget the efficiency!
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hey, remember that time a bunch of billionaires destroyed one of the biggest lakes on earth through shortsightedness, incompetence, and apathy about the environment? lol j/k that was the soviet governmentpic.twitter.com/gSimCxK15G
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Hmmmm.....a lake vs. the entire planet.
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