You execute him on the spot, because temporal paradoxes are bad for everyone.
A man who looks like an older version of you appears in a flash. He says he is you from the future, and he has come back to warn you about one thing: "you must act only according to that maxim whereby you can, at the same time, will that it should become a universal law!"
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Immediately jack him off
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I ask him what transition tech is like in the future, and why I chose to look male instead of like a genderless ethereal being
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In the future He will be gender neutral, as only those who own serfs are considered Men.
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"Hey, future me, you must already know I'm doing that now."pic.twitter.com/k2Udhocq00
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You may wish to do that but I Kant.
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And I respond, "Bloody hell Dad, ease-up on the turps."
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Pretty sure that his time traveling would have broken the categorical imperative
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My Reply: I Kant!
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