As a True Skeptic, I never open doors before I walk through them and I haven't breathed since 1996. I also have no reason to believe the future will resemble the past and so I don't believe in causality
Yes, I do consider myself to be a "skeptic", philosophically speaking. For example, whenever the waiter tells me to be careful, the plate is hot, I'm always like "eh I bet it's not that hot."
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As someone who compulsively touches plates as soon as I'm told they are too hot, I can assure you they are never that hot.
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I refute the waiter thus! Ow.
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Haven’t you heard? “Skeptic” now means “scientific materialist.”
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Bet the waiter doesn't know about qualia!
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or when the sign says something stupid like "No Left Turns" and I'm thinkin', ya know what, think I'm gonna hang a left here, what you got to say 'bout that, Mr Sign?
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